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Captain America’s sweet, thicc, luscious ass cheeks; an ideal location for increased glycogen storage due to the supersoldier serum and the exercise he partakes in whilst kicking the vastly inferior asses of others; the muscular perfection of Steve Roger’s gluteus minimus, gluteus medius, and gluteus maximus; an exemplary example of dummy thicc buttocks; the area over which the super spandex of Captain America’s super suit where stretches the most; the only ass that was a recipient of complements from both Tony Stark and Steve Rogers in the movie Avengers: Endgame;
America’s finest ass, engineered by a german scientist to perfection.
Hrrrrnnggh Tony im doing whatever it takes but im dummy thicc and the claps of America’s Ass cheeks keeps alerting Thanos
A phrase said when something outrageously stupid or idiotic happens in the United States, that normally wouldn't occur anywhere else in the world
Bobby Joe: "Hey, you know the big mac? they just invented one with 16 patties!"
Friend: "Only in America...."
Newspaper reads: U.S Judge sues drycleaners for $54 million for losing his pants
Reader: "Only in America...."
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What basically every-non-American in the world says when referring to the American imperialist way, capitalist pig and douche consumptionist fat attitude and culture.
Americunt: "Get gud spicy." Or "Should've wasted more money in that cpu of yours".
You: "Fuck America you nasty piglet piece of shit."
American: *In shock and surprise*
"Wh-aaat. Where you from ?"
*Proceeds to report, immediately looking for ways to backstab you*
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She is the best girl you will ever meet. She is caring and loving towards her friends and family but be warned because she occasionally can get emotional. But either way any guy is lucky to have a girl like her in their life. Someone pretty, cute, hot or whatever you want to describe them as. She is the perfect and most amazing girl out there.
Guy 1: “Hey did you see that cute girl over there?”
Guy 2: “Oh America? Yeah she’s amazing I wish I could have her in my life.”
America name
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If you don't know who she is then you need to go...... READ THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SELECTION!!!!!!!!!! NOW america singer
A good airline turned into a pile of shit from Alaska Airlines cuz Alaska Airlines bought Virgin America.
Virgin America was the best airline ever. Alaska Airlines wanted to ruin everything and be a fucking party-pooper and buy the best airline ever (aka Virgin America). Fuck Alaska Airlines <3
Virgin America is the best airline ever.
"I can't go to Florida..that's America's Wang!!!"
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