June 5

June 5th is national give your boyfriend head day

Him: Hey did you know that it’s June 5th

Me:Yea what does that mean

Him: National give me head

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5 day

1. A term used to describe performing a certain role or activity 5 days a week.

2. Can also be used to express the general excitement of a person, place, or thing.

3. Used to point out something someone has done, seen, or said, sometimes in a joking or silly manner.

1. I'm a 5 day performer in the parade.

2. I'll be lookin' so fly on New Years! 5 day!

3. If someone removes their shoes and an unpleasant foot odor fills the room, one could say, "5 day smelly feet!"

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5 gum

a new amazing gum that is really good and lasts forever! ZOMFG
some may say it is better then sex

me:OMG, 5 gum is so good!
you:I dont care

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9 to 5

Hours most people work for a living

Jeff works 9 to 5 so he can make a living

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Dec. 5

December 5th
You have to smack you crush’s butt🤭

Crush: why did you do that?
You:It’s Dec. 5, national you have to smack your crush’s butt
Crush: no it’s not...
You:Look at urban dictionary!
Crush: oh gosh..

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farcry 5

Ubisoft's last cry of hope. Farcry 5 is a different version of the once proud franchise known as Farcry.

I want to spent my life's savings on Farcry 5.

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5-htp

Helped me overcome depression. Ive tried many different anti depressants with no results /wellbutrin/zoloft/lexapro/prozac/

The day after taking 5-htp I could feel emotions that I had long forgotten. ex: That warm coming home feeling after a long days work.

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