Normal Cookie

A Normal Cookie is a cookie that is normal, that's no special thing about it. Which is exactly what make it special. So it's special while being not; the first creation of God and some would say The Greatest.

P1: 'What's a Normal Cookie?'
P2: 'It's a Cookie that is Normal'
P1: 'What's Normal'
P2: 'I don't really know'

climate normal

Climate normal is the normal fluctuations of temperature and season as the earth rotates daily during a yearly transit of the nearest star with including significant fluctuations in distance, solar wind, energy release and magnetic shielding. With additional effects of gravity from the moon.

I woke up this morning and it was colder that it was this after noon, it’s climate normal.

Vanilla Normal

1. Calm on the outside, hog-shit crazy on the inside
2. Typically used as a self identification.

3. Your buddy who’s rather quiet until they’ve had a few drinks & a couple nose beers & the real them comes out & they’re an absolute fucking lunatic.
4. Closet nose picker.

Girl - “Yea, so I’m pretty sure I can talk to aliens in my head.”
Guy - “Really? No way?”
Girl - “Yea & I might be able to read my friends minds from across the planet too.”
Guy - “Damn, I mean I’m a little crazy inside, I kinda think that’s real.”
Girl - “You’re totally bat-shit crazy dude.”
Guy - “You’re hog-shit crazy”
Girl - “Pshhh, I’m Vanilla Normal, Don’t get it twisted.”
Guy - ***Goes to urban dictionary

voll normal

Eine Person, welche sich als "voll normal" bezeichnet, ist genau das Gegenteil von Normal.
Da die betroffene Person in einer Fantasie-Welt feststeckt wird sie auch jegliche Argumente, welche dagegen sprechen, dass die Person normal sei, abwehren.

Person A: "Du bist doch nicht mehr normal, wenn du meinst dass es okay wäre Sex mit einer 13 Jährigen zu haben."
Person B: "Nein Mann, das ist doch voll normal, denn ich bin der Normalste hier."

Sexuality : Normal

Commonly used by closeted gays.

Also used by women who have piss kinks.

“My sexuality : normal”
“So you have a piss kink?”

batshit normal

BATSHIT CRAZY. Applies to the behavior of someone whose normal is batshit crazy.

Oh, well---you know how she is---ut today it's batshit normal.

ultra-normal

1)To be extremely boring; haveing no life

2)To have a life not worth living for

3)Speaking in blah form

4)Uninteresting...beyond extent

Those groups of kids over there are so ultra-normal...let's kick the shit out of them!

You have such an ultra-normal life Jack. Here's a gun to blow your boring ass brains out.