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Pulling a Kirk

When a Joke has Become slaughtered To where it is no longer funny after You have pulled a kirk a person must either say one of the following.
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"

Knock Knock whos there
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk

by mjkoolj1828 March 08, 2011


Kirked

When a catastrophic failure occurs. Examples including but not limited to: something falling apart. An aftermarlet part spontaneously falling off, or flying off a vehicle, lipo battery exploding while performing its duty, etc.

That engine just kirked. What happened to his car? It kirked!

by AL Zeus May 09, 2023


Kirked

this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap

Mmh you’ve kirked

by unknown SIC December 04, 2023


Kirked

a wildly irrational reaction or spell of behavior; to freak-out

Guy: Dude my girlfriend 'kirked'/'kirked-out' when I told her my ex was at that party last night.

by H_fit April 24, 2018


Kirked

A bloke who says “yeah I’ll sort it mate

Has that been done Kirk? “Yeah mate

You’ve been kirked have you?

by Youknowitmakesense November 08, 2022


Sexy Kirk

When megan kirk smokes a vape into a creepy man called jaydens anus and refills the vape with jaydens seamen and smokes it.

I heard megan did her signature sex style, sexy kirk!

by NIGGAfromCHINA April 20, 2022


No kirk

Used to dismiss someone who is being an utter fool

“It’s really hard to care when you are someone as sigma as me.”
“Ok, No Kirk, matt

by Charius38 May 18, 2024