When a Joke has Become slaughtered To where it is no longer funny after You have pulled a kirk a person must either say one of the following.
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"
Knock Knock whos there
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk
When a catastrophic failure occurs. Examples including but not limited to: something falling apart. An aftermarlet part spontaneously falling off, or flying off a vehicle, lipo battery exploding while performing its duty, etc.
That engine just kirked. What happened to his car? It kirked!
this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap
a wildly irrational reaction or spell of behavior; to freak-out
Guy: Dude my girlfriend 'kirked'/'kirked-out' when I told her my ex was at that party last night.
A bloke who says “yeah I’ll sort it mate”
Has that been done Kirk? “Yeah mate”
You’ve been kirked have you?
When megan kirk smokes a vape into a creepy man called jaydens anus and refills the vape with jaydens seamen and smokes it.
I heard megan did her signature sex style, sexy kirk!
Used to dismiss someone who is being an utter fool
“It’s really hard to care when you are someone as sigma as me.”
“Ok, No Kirk, matt “