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The meaningful activities that happen OUTSIDE of everyday alcohol, drug and sex addiction.
So, did you hear that Sherry 'slobs the knob five times a fucking day? '
Yeah, I did. She's doin' that shit while the rest of the world is doin' Life Things just to survive.
anything, person or object that is just plain shitty. or something that fails to work and pisses you off on a regular basis.
My shit thing broke AGAIN
A bullshit excuse you use to get out of doing anything with anyone. It usually doesn't work and ends with you on the receiving end of stupid looks, but hey, it was worth a shot.
Dude 1: Hey man! Want to hang out this Saturday?!?
Dude 2: Oh... Sorry, I can't! I've got... uh, plans!
Dude 1: What plans?
Dude 2: Stuff and things.
Dude 1: Fuck you
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meaning it should be standard common sense and apply to everyone. To be virtuous to do the right thing.
Dont do shit to me that you wouldnt want done to you. Thats the principle of things. You borrow money from me dont hide and run and ignore me just pay me when you can. Thats the principle of things
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A mystery show that I don't want to spoil on you so I won't.
I watched Stranger Things on Netflix last night.
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The statement said either during or immediately following someones attempt to make an extremely valid point that makes the person stop talking and listen to your potentially much less important and usually unrelated opinion. The best setup to a conversational punchline. Ever.
S- "I've never told anyone this before C, but I think I have an authority fettish because of my corrupted relationships to male figureheads in my childhood."
C- "Here's the thing -I'm hungry. Buy me a McDouble."
S- "...So then the condom broke and-"
C- " Here's the thing -I don't have the funds or the reputation to be a godfather to some bastards bastard child. Buy me a McDouble."
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