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When you get hot from looking at people sneeze or fuck while sneezing or some other creepy shit.
Girl: Achooo
Man: Oh God...Bless you...
Girl: WTF why do you have a boner???
Man: Unhhh, sneezing is SO HOT!
Onlooker: Dude, that guy has a sneeze fetish...
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sneeze that smells like a mix of garbage and snot; most if not all sneezes smell similar to this, though there is some variety in the smell.
when you sneeze and there's that shit (mix of snot and a variety of other shit) on your arm, it smells like garbage and snot, aka, garbage sneeze.
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When you notice someone about to sneeze and you somehow (distraction like saying "bless you" before they actually sneeze) force an incomplete sneeze that leaves the would-be sneezer with a feeling of frustrating non-consummation (as sneezing activates the same parts of the brain as an orgasm).
Is it mean to say "Bless you" before someone sneezes? No, everyone enjoys a good sneeze edging every now and again.
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A particularly violent expulsion of gas from the vagina during or after sexual intercourse. Unlike a regular queef, a snatch sneeze usually occurs in a series, known as a snatch sneezing fit.
"Did you here about Jake?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some girl snatch sneezed on him last night!"
"Wow that is embarrassing..."
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when you're fingering a girl and she sneezes causing your fingers to break
Joe "Yo g what happened to you're fingers."
Dave "She sneezed dude."
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When the urge to sneeze is not great enough, the result is a sore nose.
"Why are you holding your nose?" "I just did a fail sneeze."
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A queef coming from a yeast infected puss.
The putrid odor was a bitch, but nothing like the cheeze sneeze I was hit with once I pulled out!
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