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This tricky roadside position is an Ohio favorite! It invovles the driver and 3 passengers in to satisfy the criterion to complete a "suck-cessful" Ohio Turnpike. The most basic version of this sexy drive-by deviancy, proudly founded by a 20 yr. old Ohio woman, allows each member of the road trip to be pleasured simultaneously. The role of the driver is the trickiest part, as he/she has to focus on staying on the road while doing the "reach-behind" to the driver immediately behind them. The driver side passenger then has to orally suffice the other back seat passenger, while they do a reach around to the shot-gun passenger.
Perhaps the second most difficult part is the shotgun man/woman has to do oral on the driver without interfering with his/her driving operations. While seemingly challenging, this clever position proves that it truly is "hip to be square".... Or in one at least.
Kenny: "This road trip is sooo borring.... Ohio sucks."
Megan: "Wait a minute guys, Ohio is good for a lot of things, and I bet we could make this trip a lot better with some old fashioned fun, The Ohio Turnpike."
Kenny: "Why.... what is that?"
Megan: "Well, I think it's best to learn by example."
Eddie: "Hmmm.... I don't like the sounds of this...."
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Pataskala is located in central Ohio, 20 minutes east of Columbus. Known for being the former home of the famous porn star John Holmes, Pataskala offers many fun activities. These include counting the hundreds of underage pregnant girls roaming the streets in search of marijuana and a vast assortment of drugs (common in the greens). Also, sitting in a vehicle in the local Krogers parking lot for no apparent reason is another popular activity. If a place to stay for an overnighter with a hooker you just picked up, the Shamrock Motel is perfect for you! The stained matresses and the unbelivable amount of crack addicts inhabiting the area will put a smile on any crack whore's face! If sports is more of your choice for entertainment stop by the local Watkins Memorial Highschool for a basketball game. With a total of 3 wins in two years, it should make you feel better about yourself while the coaches embarrase themselves and the entire school. So come on down to Pataskala Ohio and waste your life away with us! See you soon!
Jeff "I wonder what city has the highest population of pregnant whores?"
Steve "It has to be Pataskala, Ohio man, the ratio is 4:1 for pregnant whores to a normal citizen there"
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A small little hole in the wall with about 2500 people. Where there is absolutely nothing to do besides watching the grass grow and going to one of our 2 bars. Where everyone is basically related to each other which is leading to inbreeding. And they say its our schools.. lol.
Guy 1 You ever heard of Fayette Ohio?
Guy 2 Fuck no!
Guy 1 Good. Its a shithole!
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Toledo,Ohio...Great place to raise a family. You have all the things you want your kids to grow up to be, old automotive factories, strip clubs, XXX video booths, refinery's and lots of carnivals that all summer long they can get jobs working at. Then of course they become carnies!
Toledo, Ohio....Dad, our house has a great view of the river. Well that why I bought the van son. So we can live "in our van down by the river"
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A town right by Lake Erie, famous for cheap living and the Cedar Point amusement park. (Six Flags? Pffft!) However, it's not the first thing anyone will think of when you hear Sandusky, thanks to the existence of a certain former football coach, and as a result it is often ignored. Thanks for ruining it for us, pedo.
Jerry Sandusky may be a sick SOB, but Sandusky, Ohio, is actually a decent place to live.
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an unfunny ass joke
stop using it
commenter 1 : “only in ohio 💀”
commenter 2 : “bro 😐”
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Ashland, also known by the teenage population as Assland. Where there is a church every five feet. Also where everyone acts innocent then they turn around and bang each other. The high school has the Arrows as the school team name. Here sports is valued over the music department. The music kids have to work real hard for any support. On the water tower it say "Ashland Someplace special." Town filled with little old people and hipsters. Ashland University is the college in the school. Though you rarely see the college kids. Pretty much everyone knows everyone's business.
Kid 1: Hey did you hear how Sally slept with the football team?
Kid 2: Duhhh Everyone knows.
Kid 1: Guess everyone one would in Ashland, Ohio.
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