nuke and duke

The act of putting food in the microwave at work and the leaving to go take a shit, thus causing a logjam in the work kitchen.

It took forever to heat up my lunch, someone pulled a Nuke and Duke so I had to wait forever for the microwave

sperm nuke

Another way to say "dick."

Jo: Yo, he's totally a sperm nuke!
Bob: Why don't you say "dick" like everyone else?
Jo: Because I can!
Bob:*facepalms*

Hippo Nuke

When your mom jumps.

bro that Hippo Nuke was lit

Nuke lol

what russians send to america when they mad

Person 1: The russians just sent america a nuke lol
Person 2: OH WOOOW

Jesus Nuke

It's like a regular nuke, except it eradicates all sin within a 100 lightyear radius. It also destroys cringeworthy things like furry smut, cancer fandoms, etc. Also, when it explodes, Jesus comes out of the mushroom cloud.

Girl 1: Hey, have you heard of K-Pop?
Girl 2: OMG YASSS I LOVE K-POP!!!!!
Guy: DROP THE JESUS NUKE!
*Explosion punctuated with angelic choir music*

tacktickle nuke

a highly explosive bomb

the tacktickle nuke blew up earth

Douche Nuke

The only weapon capable of dealing with a Mega Douche, this is a put-down so powerful the offending douchebag realizes the full extent of his douchiness and is vaporized.

Did you hear the put-down Mike dropped on the Mega Douche Dickie? Total Douche Nuke! Dickie melted down completely.