Damn you know Oscar Diaz or โSpookyโ from the Santos, Iโd let him hit it.
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A picture to end all pictures. Originated from Ellen DeGeneres' Oscars 2014 group selfie featuring a group of the world's leading actors, which crashed Twitter that same evening for breaking the record for most retweeted photo in the world.
"Guys, get over here. Let's get a picture to remember, let's take an Oscars selfie"
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oscar isaac is the daddiest of all daddys and i want to have his stubble on inappropriate places.
person 1: i watched scenes from a marriage last night
person 2: what did you think of oscar isaac
person 1: he was so fit and i want to be jessica chastain in episode 4 and 5
person 2: same
person 3: i want marc spector to tie me up aswell while poe eats me out and steven gives me light kisses all over
person 1 and 2: i agree
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A film released during the last two months of the year with a big cast and 'important' subject matter to attract the attention of the Academy.
"'Good Will Hunting' and 'I am Sam' are sickening examples of Oscar bait."
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A migraine headache attributed to when a mans penis is repeatedly slapped across a womens forehead. The name is derived from a popular American hotdog, Oscar Mayer.
I slapped my wife head so hard with my foot long cock that she had an Oscar Migraine the next day.
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The gay man's Super Bowl party.
Guy 1: I'm throwing an Oscar Party this Sunday.
Guy 2: Fabulous!
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