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Ground Zero

The close proximity around a person who has just expelled exceedingly unpleasant gases from their anal passage. Also the site of splashdown while offloading previous meals into the toilet.

"I'd give it five minutes mate, it's Ground Zero in there."

"Oh god, sorry mate, it's Ground Zero in my pants" (wafts in colleagues' face)

by RhythmJunky November 24, 2008


Ground Beefing

(v): the act of raping an open flesh wound

"Yeah, so last night I cut open her stomach and I had fun ground beefing her."

by Baron von Potato November 13, 2005


The Ground-Pound

A sexual act in which a male partner defacates on the floor, then tags his partner doggie style while holding their head inches over the shit on the floor. Usually the partner "ground-pounding" yells "You can't have it!!" several times as they keep their partner's face over the shit by their hair. Then eventually the partner then yells "Oh you can have it!!!!" and smashes their face into the shit. Thus giving them "The Ground-Pound".

The Ground-Pound is just plain nasty!

by Wussmonster March 03, 2010


dick in the ground

Exhausted. Extremely tired.

After that shit show of a day, my dick's hitting the ground.

Those sedatives put his dick in the ground.

by Weirdshitclientssay September 06, 2017


ground pressure

weight.

The coop is just checking ground pressure; no sweat.

by lionftwaog August 25, 2011


ground pounder

Heavy hitting bass amp.

Man, that woofer's a ground pounder!

by Avram Fawcett June 03, 2006


ground zero

where the dropping of one's bowels occurs. the height of the stink zone.

Dude, that is nasty!

Yeah bro, and you're just getting the second-hand smoke. It's 10 times worse at ground zero.

by jeremyf September 25, 2007