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When u cum with a hot sticky white load on woman eyelid so that they cannot open theirs eyes
I pulled out and impaired hercision with my hot glue gun
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Its like puzzle glue..but for your heart ! It works at anytime of the day, anywhere. This glue is soo strong you'll only need a witto witto drop each time.
Oh and it smells delicious.
I got moo moo glue for your </3 !
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After pistol-whipping your ho, you take out your manhood and gently apply a nice bead of manplasma to her forehead.
Marco's bitch liked it rough, so he grabbed his gun and gave her the ol' Hot Glue Gun to finish her off.
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Glue stick can be used as a cover for rude or suggestive activities which would be inappropriate for all audiences. However , the reader may be pleased to know that I have the true definition for it.
Glue stick is merely a simple pritt stick which when mentioned to certain individuals causes much hysteria and laughter as they remember a time when life was simple with no stress of girlfriends , boyfriends or exams.
The word glue stick is really a symbol for friendship and a time of innocence and naivity which is hard to find in the big bad world.
Person 1 : Glue stick!!!
Person 2 : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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A riposte used when someone calls you a name. Indicates that whatever names or words someone uses in an attempt to offend or insult you, those words will bounce off you, and stick to the name-caller, indicating that he or she is actually indicative of the connotation he or she originally wanted to impart upon you. Also, what I say to Peter to make him cry.
I'm rubber you're glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you.
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The act of ejaculating onto a friends valued possession, sticking it to another valued possession then leaving it outside in sub freezing temperatures.
Tim: are you fuckin serious man... why is my guitar stuck to my truck with frozen jizz
Sam: haha gave it the good ol Wyoming super glue..... bitch
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When your girl gives you head and holds the cum in her mouth then comes up and gives you a kiss and spits your cum in your mouth
Dude Kyle's girl gave him a hot glue gun last night
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