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A severely underated first-person shooter.
You zealot! It's "Metroid Prime"! Not putroid prime.
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Leader of a set of girls. While approaching / hitting on this set, you must be sure to keep Optimus Prime pre-occupied so that she doesn't give the ""Autobots, transform and roll out!" command and leave with all the girls by her side.
Man, I was trying to wing Optimus Prime all last night so that she didn't roll out with her friends.
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He is soo cracked and talented at every game he plays and has the biggest juiciest gigliest dick to exist in the universe. If its not for his astonishing Youtube Videos are his amazing personality its his pp.
Omgg did u see mystic primes new video??!!
Mystic Prime is sooo hot
When you drink before going to f your new gf
I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.
A bottle used to urinate in. The name references the Amazon Prime branding because it is not uncommon for Amazon Delivery drivers to use prime bottles as portable on the go restrooms to save time and keep their performance metrics up.
We don't have time to stop, use a Prime Bottle.
Adj, inspiring so much awe that Optimus Prime says Awesome.
OMG Optimus Prime just called me Awesome Prime