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Operation Slow-mo

When someone is always slow, sluggish and tardy. In a crisis they still maneuver like they are wearing medieval plate armor, and generally have the agility of a tractor with a missing wheel.
operation slo-mo

Don: 'Why the HELL haven't we finished this production yet?!'
Gibbo: 'Operation Slow-mo over there is doing his tortoise impression again.'
Don: 'Bloody hell, he's not even morbidly obese the guy's just in a permanent daze. His mum must be a starfish and his dad a freakin statue! You're fired, land porpoise.'
Land porpoise: 'It just looks like I'm going slow!'
Gibbo: 'WTG Captain Obvious. It's looks like that to everyone else too.'

by skemes February 15, 2012


Operation Duct Tape

Fixing defenses by any means of throwing down the most pitiful excuse for an obstacle, giving just enough time to distract & deal with the enemy.

"oh, shit!! The Ogres destroyed the blockades! Operation Duct Tape!!"

by Thee Virgil December 1, 2011


buttery fingers operation

A method of secretly obtaining the screen time passcode without one's parents knowing.

Cmon Clark, you've gotta use the buttery fingers operation.

by Reton January 13, 2022


Operation Medical Libraries

A non-profit organization whose mission is to collect and distribute current medical textbooks and journals to war-torn countries through a partnership with American medical schools, hospitals, and physicians and the United States military.

Operation Medical Libraries will significantly enhance the initial and continuing medical education of healthcare professionals in communities crippled by the lack of materials, with which to teach, learn and provide healthcare of all kind.

by Heather Anne July 15, 2008


Operation Martian Freedom

Dick Cheney's next attempt at extending defense contracting; tricking us into thinking Mars has alien terrorists, then using space weapons to colonize the red planet for enriched uranium or oil.

"Hey bro, they found et's with weapons of mass destruction on the dark side of Mars!"

"Bitch please, Operation Martian Freedom is about nothing but using tax dollars to facilitate mining."

by elcucuyfromlcf August 9, 2012


Robotic Operating Buddy

A NES accessory who only had two games he was designed to play as a second player he was also in super smash brothers brawl

Robotic Operating Buddy R.O.B

by R.O.BTHEROBOT January 24, 2012


Backshift Forklift Operator

Noun - Individual who holds the keys to the forklift. Envied by the entire staff at the potato factory. Backshift forklift Operator is the most elite position.

SemperFi Comic Guy: what's Cornrod been up to lately?
Ellen: He's killing it. He's the backshift forklift operator at the potato factory.
SemperFi Comic Guy: no shit?! Are you serious?
Ellen: Yes I'm totally serious!! Who would lie about being a coveted backshift forklift operator at the potato factory? That would be criminal.

by Anthony is not a bot... May 8, 2020