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Brace-Dis-Order

Brace-Disorder:
The urge to Ejaculate in one's Braces.

Past Tense: Broced.
Present Tense: Bricing.

People of a Disorder name: Brogers

Females: Brogettes

Jimbo the Knowledger ejaculated in Hannah's Braces because he has Brace-Dis-Order.

He Broced on her Braces!โ€”-Brogasm

by G-Rone The Confessoure! March 19, 2019


Out-of-Order Math

When someone fails to carry out the operations in a math problem correctly, often because they couldnโ€™t remember the rule, or they use their own oft-flawed logic to do so.

John flunked his recent class test, because heโ€™s a victim of out-of-order mathโ€”he repeatedly misused the BODMAS rule to simplify arithmetic expressions, and misapplied the procedure to find the inverse of a matrix.

by Fasters January 7, 2023

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I will have order

the sentence that only cool people can use
thee shall use this sentence on someone to force them EPICALLY

thee can also use "Order got you" instead of this.

ANAM: yo do you want any burge-
Ligma ball: I will have order.

joe:where is my burger.
CHUM: ORDER GOT YOU.

by Shingojikung June 25, 2021

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12th general order

Walk my post flank my flank take no shit from any other rank.

What's the most important general order. The 12th General order

by Zcross95 February 25, 2016

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Executive Order 420

An executive order by President Estelle Wilcox declaring โ€œsodaโ€ the correct word describing a carbonated soft drink and denouncing โ€œpop,โ€ โ€œsoda pop,โ€ โ€œcokeโ€ (as a collective), or any other โ€œimaginary words.โ€

โ€œWhile iced tea may be better, soda is the correct term for this drink and all other words are imaginary and incorrect; I declare this in my new executive order 420โ€- President Wilcoxโ€™s address to Congress 2069

by Reagan81 July 7, 2018

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Marching Orders

Giving someone the boot, generally a man gives a woman the marching orders and dumps them from a relationship

Julia was annoying me for weeks, so i gave her the marching orders!

by Seth m tut December 11, 2010

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vaginal restraining order

n: the verbal (and non-papered) form of a restraining order against women who are massively promiscuous, have been known for continuously being a bitch, being psycho, or have a tree stuck so far up their ass that they're unbearable. Can be used on women who are bisexual, lesbian, or straight.

Man: Dude, why don't you go out with Jenny? She seems nice...

Other man: Hell no, man! That bitch is psycho and is a stuck-up bitch. She tried to turn my whole family against me. That's why I have a vaginal restraining order on her!

by DamienSphinx July 3, 2011

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