Ink Pen

A reverse pink sock where your urethra comes out of your genitals through the hard expulsion of urine

Bill: Dang man i peed so hard I ink penned
Charlie: Eww bro thats nasty

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Red Pen

When you you give your female teacher oral sex while she is one her period

Johnny wanted a good mark on his SAT's so he licked ms. Lindsay's Red Pen

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big pen

Big Pennis

Wow , u really have a big pen.

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pen cap

condom, protection (specifically for a male).

Did you use a pen cap last night?

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Hen Pen

Mobile cage to protect backyard hens from dogs, cats and other possible predators, or to protect garden bed from chickens. Something every city chick needs!

Thank goodness the girls were in the hen pen when the hawk tried to attack!

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pen island

the land of penis

did u go to pen island this weekend

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Bubble Pen

A bubble pen is a simple and amazing object. No one really knows who invented it. It's basically a pen, usually not having much ink, with bubble liquid/solution in the tube thing. The top screws off, with a bubble wand on the end. You then blow a bubble. It makes from great fun! A necessity for all hip kids!

Me: Jack, I'm so jealous! Your bubble pen lights up AND has spiderman on it!
Jack: Thanks. It's a collecters item.

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