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Befuddled Penguin

The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.

"WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.

by UrbanVVraith May 4, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


purple penguin

Something to fuck with someone's head, so as to lead them astray. Named for the mysterious purple penguin concept art Blizzard hid on their website prior to announcing Diablo 3.

Man, those pirates totally slipped us a purple penguin...we'll never find the secret treasure before them now.

by wetsun July 11, 2008

37๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sloppy Penguin

the act of ejaculating on a person's inner thighs; which then results in the legs sticking together; this causes the ejaculatee to waddle like a penguin

"After John sloppy penguined Glenn's sister Dubbs, she waddled her way to the bathroom to clean up."

by J-Brizzle January 12, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


penguin shit

When a penguin shats, he makes a substance called PENGUIN SHIT

Eat penguin shit you ass belancher

by LUkeAss December 23, 2003

71๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Club Penguin

Humanity's final answer to the question of reality and the human condition.

Club Penguin is the final bastion of hope for mankind.

by Yosheek June 19, 2011

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kobe the penguin

The jesus of all things. kobe the penguin is the best at everything and always will be.

Kobe the penguin beat Jesus in a game of dodgeball.

by mr. hammertime August 23, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Club Penguin

A game created by Disney, was shut down last year, some absolute g has republished it, our saviour!!!
In Club Penguin you basically run around a map where you can hit the club and get some mad penguin pussy, go pizza place and eat pizza, go coffee shop, buy some Supreme and Rolex watches with some Gucci aswell, adopt a puffle and starve it to death and tip the iceberg which was impossible but they still tried anyway. Many kids had Club Penguin girlfriends and they go in each others igloos and type shit like *bounces on Dic K*
*Sucks Dic K
You Find that on YouTube aswell, proper weird.

"Let's Play Club Penguin with the lads!"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž