penny-farthing

running around in circles with a small person's legs clamped round your head screaming into her tuppence.

she charged me 30 dollars more for a penny-farthing.

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pennies and dimes

n. something that constitutes common sense.

Kyle: You can't walk home all by your self Stacey that's pennies and dimes.

Stacey: I think you just coined a new phrase.

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rollin' pennies

Describe a vehicle with wheels that are less than desirable: too small, ugly, mismatched, trashy, horribly colored, etc.

Shit that pinto would be deck if that fool wasn't rollin' pennies!

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penny whistle

noun: An act of fellatio performed upon a man whilst he is defecating. NOTE: If the man is defecating whilst seated upon a toilet, this act is instead known as a blumpkin.

So me and my girl was out camping right? And I had to shit y'know, so I goes out into the woods, and outta nowhere my girl shows up and starts giving me a penny whistle. It was pretty rad I guess.

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dirty penny

1. The place where all men want to stick it but never wnat tolick it.

2. The girl everyone dated in high school

1. If you go down on your girl and it taste like a dirty penny your licking the wrong hole.

2. Ho Ho HO

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Wet Penny

To eat out a girl who is on the rag. The name stems from the copper taste of the vaginal area while menstruating.

I gave my girlfriend a wet penny last night.

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penny scavenger

1)When a person asks one or more individual for a small amount of money when they are a few cents short to purchase an item.

2)When someone takes the coins in an ashtray, a bottom of a purse, a wallet or anything else that has the probability for spare change to purchase an item. This activity usually occurs in a drive-thru, movie theater or a fast food restaurant.

1)

Eric: How much is it for the Chicken Burger?
Shop attendant: $5.99
Eric: Damn it I'm 20 cents short, do you have any spare change Mike?
Mike: Dude, your such a penny scavenger!

2)
When Eric realized that he was 20 cents short for the meal that he ordered at the drive-thru, he suddenly became a penny scavenger and looked at every corner of his car to find the required money.