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Russo-Persian Wars

The Russo-Persian Wars Were 5 Wars Between Iran and Russia, Spanning From The Years Of 1651-1828, The Dates Being 1651–1653, 1722–1723, 1796, 1804–1813, 18261828, In Order. The 1st Russo-Persian War Ended In Persian Victory During The Safavid Era, With The Second, Fourth and Fifth Resulting In Russian Victory, With The Third Being Status Quo Ante Bellum.

"The Qajar Era Suffered 2 Losses In The Russo-Persian Wars."

by SomeRandomEnthusiast June 4, 2023


Persian empire

Multiple empires that ruled over big parts of Asia.

Here come's Assyrian Empire never mind it's the Babylonian, Median, ITS THE PERSIAN EMPIRE. wow thats big.

by TheyCallMeSlim October 26, 2022


Persian handjob

The act of when a old persian lady gets some tahdig and choresht and uses it as lube. After you cum she can have the hearted food cause the fun is so steamy.

My chaleh jUst gave me a persian handjob after we mofted food.

by Agha cos kesh August 29, 2018


Filthy Persian

A sexual act simular to the mushroom stamp, but instead of the penis smack to the forehead, it is smacked on a person's belly button or naval

I gave a girlfriend a filthy Persian after she had gotten her belly button pierced.

by DKRemedy February 6, 2021


Persian Lardass

This creature lives in the depths of the United States of America. It rarely comes out of hiding when it is full, but if it has an appetite, and you live within a 20 mile radius of a Cava, Chipotle, McDonalds, Five Guys, &Pizza, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wendy’s, California Pizza Kitchen, Dominos, Wawa, Taco Bell, Mission BBQ, or especially New Jersey Michael’s, you better run for your life. This creature sucks in every CRUMBBB of food in his vicinity with one mighty bite. Some say when this creature returns from his trip down south, he will be big enough and hungry enough to devour the world in one bite. It often keeps 4 fingers pointed upwards for all to see, signaling how many times he has eaten at the restaurant chain of Chipotle that day. Beware of the Persian Lardass.

AHHHH GRANDMAAA, LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE PERSIAN LARDASS!!!!!

by King of Valids June 14, 2022


Horny persian

When the virgin Marga cock blocks you

Can you believe Marga, she pulled a horny persian!

by PiPi8700 November 20, 2021


silver chinchilla Persian

Fluffy white cat with smushed face and a large dong. Likes to lay on the ground with belly up and legs spread out.

Damn, Felix is one fine silver chinchilla Persian.

by OriginalLexicographer October 27, 2022