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cleaning up another square metre of my worm infested persian rug
having completed an overall 51 m2 so far, its starting to look really really nice. can see the beautiful patterns and colours, handicraft, unicum, a favourite.
we've been wanting to sit with you on our persian rug for so long
I know it used to look untended
but i mean to handle with care
When a man farts while getting a blow job
He was getting a blowy and he gave her a Persian meal
A Persian Goodbye is when you spend 3 hours saying bye to everyone at the mehmooni, get all the way to the door, and then end up going back in for more chai.
“We meant be come home by 7pm but the Persian Goodbye kept us there for three more hours”
nickname for Shahs of Sunset cast member Lilly Ghalichi
The Persian Barbie is the most followed Iranian on social media, makes more than one million dollars a year as an attorney, and went to UT-Austin for undergrad.
Persian kittens means to be a complete cunt to everyone she meets, she is an ark insider and steals people’s tames and items
Yes, it was Persian kittens that stole ur stuff
When the virgin Marga cock blocks you
Can you believe Marga, she pulled a horny persian!
The Persian S’more is a sex position, or act involving One person, likely a female, to spread their ass, as one other person, male, shits into the females spread apart ass. The male then nuts onto the females ass as well. The ass cheeks act as graham crackers, the shit is chocolate, and the semen is marshmallow. This creates the perfect, Persian s’more!
Babe...
Yeah
Lemme Persian s’more the shit out of you.