Alabama PI

Responding to pressure from religious groups, Alabama's state legislature redefined the value of pi from 3.14159 to 3 in order to bring it in line with Biblical precepts.

Sure, its a myth, but if it were to happen anywhere it would be Alabama.

"cornbread are square; pi are round"

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pied piper

a term used for R-Kelly because he has so much in common with the pied piper

the pied piper back with his new song snake

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Sigma Pi

A social class of guido's and child molestation victims banded together, most frequently characterized by their spikey hair, sun tanned bodies, and acid washed jeans. They are the ultimate in cool and are known to give the best blow jobs and rim jobs out of any other Fraternity.

1) A Collection of Dildos

2) Christian

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Political Pi

When the digits of the decimal number π can be used to divine the ups and downs of a politician’s career—apparently a numerological activity by nontenured mathematicians who moonlight for politicians who have faith in the spiritual or occultic power of numbers.

That President Trump’s re-election or rejection by the electorate could be determined by political pi proves that the intersection between pi and politics is not zero.

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Cream pied

Lots of cum in the Vagina or on the body

Jess was absolutely cream pied after josh had cummed all inside of her

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Pi Thinking

A metaphorical way of saying to think creatively or divergently or laterally so that you might increase your chances of experiencing an aha!, just as the number π that beautifully or elegantly reveals itself in unexpected ways that its presence or occurrence often gives the reader a deep sense of mental satisfaction or excitement.

Besides showing thinking, window thinking, and sink thinking, where these activities often trigger an aha!, indulging in pi thinking ought to be encouraged as well.

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Bumpin Pies

The act of two girls smashing, vag on vag, while one girl has whip cream in and/or around the vagina, the other with cherry fruit filling.

Guy 1-"It was cool that bitch bein' a lesbian at first. Then the bitch started pissin me off with all that pie bumpin'."

Guy 2-"Good thing her and Alishia don't start bumpin pies, could end up being a cheese danish."