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Typically used in banter, a soggy pigeon is a person who doesn't deserve your time, but you won't say it to their face because your afraid of socialising.
"Oh my god, will you ever feck off, soggy pigeon."
A pigeon that is particularly more fancy than the other pigeons. Tends to be wearing a piece of clothing making it stand out.
Did you see that fancy pigeon earlier?
Like budgie smugglers, but for the particularly well endowed.
I was going to take the piss out of that guy in the budgie smugglers, but when he turned around, turned out he had pigeon smugglers on !
A mixed drink served at social gatherings made with vodka, coffee liquor, Irish cream and topped off with Red Bull - left standing for several minutes - which curdles the cream into a nice chunky froth. Resembles the delicate nourishing manna regurgitated by mother pigeons into the mouths of their fledgling young. It gives you wings - pigeon wings.
Cam (*while pouring a glass)*: “Birds of a feather - “
Everyone: “-flock together! Let’s all get another round of pigeon milk!”
The act of critiquing something without meaningfully explaining a better alternative.
To put it more bluntly: fly in, shit all over everything, fly out. A pigeon critique.
The cooler older brother of "awesome possum". Used when something is truly fantastic or badass in a way that can only be described as "bitchin'". The addition of a rhyming animal in the phrase only accentuates its absolute bitchin'ness.
Hypothetical Hubert: Yesterday I found a cat with five legs.
Imaginary Imogen: Oh man, that's bitchin' pigeon!
Being uncomfortably wet in a very small amount.
Jim: (steps in puddle) Damit! I'm so Pigeon-Soaked right now!
Bill: ....what?