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A morbidly obese person within the age of fourty five and above, who walks as though they have an atomic wedgie with arms pressed against the chest like a Tyrannosaurus rex.
“Did you see David today?”
“No, what happened?”
“He looks like a Thicc Pigeon”
Kind of like a regular pigeon, but born & raised in the city. You can find a street pigeon posted up in a random alley or just walking down the main strip. A street pigeon is tougher than your average pigeon because he's seen some shit. It is not in your best interest to ever make eye contact with a street pigeon, as it will feel provoked.
You see that street pigeon over there eating a cigarette butt like he don't even care?! These street pigeons be out here just trying to get a crumb.
When your checking out somone discreetly and glance from the far corner of your eye. Like a pigeon
Mate that chicks alright eh. Don't turn around, just give it the pigeon eye.
The cooler older brother of "awesome possum". Used when something is truly fantastic or badass in a way that can only be described as "bitchin'". The addition of a rhyming animal in the phrase only accentuates its absolute bitchin'ness.
Hypothetical Hubert: Yesterday I found a cat with five legs.
Imaginary Imogen: Oh man, that's bitchin' pigeon!
A sexual act involving rubbing your faecal matter on to a bald mans head, and then slamming raw eggs on top, thus creating a nest. You could also then proceed to slap the head with raw pigeon breast.
'Whats cracking brah?!'
'Nothing much, just gave Richard a pigeon nest though!'
'Dude, that's disgusting!'
A tired soul who resides in a pigeon because all pigeons do is get in the way and eat rubbbish.
Im such an exhausted pigeon.
All she is, is an exhausted piegeon.
An ignorant uncultured person who hovers and annoys everybody with his or her own stupidity. As pigeons usually strut around and poop from above, it is easy to see why someone who gives others crap is called a dunce pigeon. Such a type of person is very much self infantilizing and immature. Dunce pigeons are often known to bother others by talking about unwanted irrelevant subjects or carelessly breaking objects.
Someone please fire that dunce pigeon!