donkey piss

Any sub-standard alcoholic beverage

"Do you have Heineken?"

"No Sir. Would you like our local pale lager?"

"You mean that donkey piss brand. No thanks, I'll pass."

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Piss Boy

A manservant whose job is to mind the bucket of piss for French aristocrats.

"Sire! You look like the Piss Boy!"
"And you look like a bucket of shit!"

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Challenge Pissing

A contest in which the participants try to piss 6 feet straight up in the air without getting wet.

Any way you look at it, Tim, there is only one way to settle this: let's do some challenge pissing.

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piss disk

An excellent prank whereby you pee on a plate and then freeze it. Once frozen, it can be thrown like a frisbee or better yet, slid under a door. The victim wakes up to find a puddle of piss on their floor that they can't possibly explain.

That bitch thought she could talk trash about me, so last night I slid her a piss disk.

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piss-strainers

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently baggy, odoriferous and sallow.

Fucking hell, Dorothy, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!

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Piss and shit

A famous British meal

I cant wait to have piss and shit

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piss wood

the effect of needing to pee so badly that you get a boner

because pete wouldn't stop for me to take a piss on our road trip, I got a bad case of piss wood

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