Pleasuring Ones Self

1.To bring or create great joy or feeling to ones-self.
2.To use masturbatory actions to Bring self release

1."Pleasuring Ones Self to much can be dangerous"

2."Masturbating"

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butt-hole pleasures

what life is not about

Life is not about pussy, cock and balls. It's not about Butt-hole pleasures. No it's definetly not about butt-hole pleasures

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Chef's Pleasure Bag

"Chef's Pleasure Bag" is a sex toy though of by Chef from South Park.

Chef is whoring to keep out of prison. Now he has to have sex with Veronica Crabtree who is real fugly.
He tells her they can use a sex toy called "Chef's Pleasure Bag".

Ms. Crabtree: All right, let's get this show on the road! Come 'ere, puppy!
Chef: Uh, uh, hold on a second, Ms. Crabtree. How would you like to use some… sex toys?
Ms. Crabtree: Sex toys? Like what?
Chef: Like this very special device. *pulls up a paper bag* I call it "Chef's Pleasure Bag."
Ms. Crabtree: How does it work?
Chef: Now, all you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure.

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Umba Lumba Pleasure

to twist someone titis while they are cumming. and pooping at the same time.

Yesterday while i was in the mens bathroom taking a dump, this man came up to me and gave me the umba lumba pleasure, it was delishious

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my pleasure box

Your pleasure box is the women vagina "box" or it could mean a box that holds all your sex toys aka my pleasure box

Website selling adult toys: MyPleasureBox.com

I love to have your hard cock in my pleasure box.

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White Badge of Pleasure

A cumshot on a girl – can be a facial or anywhere on the body. Bonus points awarded if she is in a school girl uniform or girl scout uniform. Marks the girl as achieving a new “merit badge.”

At the bachelor party, a cracking female walked by, and one guy stated that he was ready to award her the White Badge of Pleasure.

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It's About Butthole Pleasures

Catch phrase that Mooj meant to say in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"; life and sex are the best through a chick's pooper

Mooj: Life is about butthole pleasures.

Andy Stitzer: It's about butthole pleasures.

Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

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