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What you accuse someone you're arguing of being (especially when they're winning).
Joe: Have you heard about all those goddamned petitions to repeal Don't Ask Don't Tell? Fuggin' pinko commies!
Bob: Why should the gay community's freedom to serve our country be restricted just to appease homophobes?
Joe: ZOMGWTF POLITICALLY CORRECT
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Different groups or factions that have certain opinions on issues and attempt to convince the general public that their position is the correct path, in the hopes that they will be chosen to lead their country.
They all have problems. For example, the two major U.S. political parties:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She
shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the
balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
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Political views, liberal or conservative, that are so ridiculously cliche and/or ignorant that they can only find expression on Myspace.
People with myspace politics are generally an embarassment to others with similiar political viewpoints, and more often than not are between the ages of 12-16.
Will often pepper their myspace accounts with such trite, reguritated catchphrases as "Bush is a terorist!!!" or "Liebrals hate Amercia!!!".
Nobody cares about your moronic myspace politics.
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Something George Bush has made obsolete
*Sigh* political satire of bush just ain't as good as the real thing!
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The ridiculous which ensues after people don't "accept" friendship requests or "delete" friends over stupid reasons. Those who violently pursue an extended social acceptance and/or are upset when people don't care they go fucking mental, for really no decent reason at all.
John: "Hey bro, my girlfriend's mad. She said it's cuz you didn't accept her as a friend on facebook."
Jan: "But I don't really like her. She's a huge bitch, no offense. Why the hell would I add her; to see all my shit?"
John: "But she won't blow me till you add her."
Jan: "Fuck this shit: facebook politics."
^^ Facebook politics. Ruin everything.
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A person who gets a job in government because he or she donated to a candidate. Usually the person has no qualifications for the job but paid his or her way into the position because they politically favor their boss. Very typical in corrupt machine politics like in the Northeast where political favors must be returned by candidates with patronage.
The Democratic party machine got Joey a comfy job, doing nothing. That political hack is now set for life. I'm told he'll get $174,000 and he'll collect a sweet pension, too. I figure if I give to the mayor, I'll be a hack, too!
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The best kind of comedy. Ever.
Have I Got News For You and Private Eye magazine are both fine examples of political satire.
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