Popes With Attitude

An excellent gang of masterful rap artists. Members are Flame Pope, Doc Pope, Bird Pope, Child-lover Pope, and Slut Pope. They hate the jews, and are believed to be responsible for bringing ideas of the "Neo Nazis" to America. They would love nothing more then to send all of the jews to Germany and start up the ovens again.

Child-lover Pope died of AIDS in the early ninties, and it is believed he contracted the disease from a contaminated minor.

"Yo homie! Lets go back to my place and put on some P.W.A. while we join the Neo Nazi forum."

"Bwooo, popes with attitude! Bwoooo, popes with attitude! When something happens in southern Italy, nothin happens, it's just another pope dead! Straight out the Vatican! Crazy motha fucker named Flame Pope, in a gang called Popes with attitude!"

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Is the Pope Polish?

Back in the day, before there had been a Polish Pope, back when no one thought there would ever be anything other than an Italian Pope, people used to say this ironically, that is, as a way to say "no way, not in a thousand years!"

Now it can be used to indicate something that was thought to be improbable but that actually happened.

Another old one was "does a wild bear shit in the woods?" which led to "Does the Pope shit in the woods"

ORIGINAL USAGE:
Do you think we'll get a good raise this year?

Is the Pope Polish?

ALTERNATE NEW USAGE:
Do you think Obama will try to run for President in 2016?

Is the Pope Polish?

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Pope Slap

Noun:
A blow or smack to a person's face using one's scrotum/testicles.

Verb:
To smack a person in their face with the scrotum/testicles.

Yo, I pope slapped that nerd to kingdom come!

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pope breakfast

a. Intelligent SubGenius.
b. Someone who actually knows what a SubGenius is.
c. The person who beat me to urbandictionary and got there first.

Nice job, Pope Breakfast.

Hope to see you at X day, Pope Breakfast.

Who is this Pope Breakfast? I want to meet them.

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The Crimson Pope

The arch-nemesis of Captain Fuck Yes; powerless save for his utter ruthlessness to be a consistent cock-ring in making good times miserable/lame.

Oh shit! I WAS having such a great time until that buzzkill, fucknut, The Crimson Pope, arrived at the cookout. Can we please get Captain Fuck Yes over here?

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Pope Smacked

When you know what you did by aggressively grabbing an unsuspecting Pope- and the Pope smacks you for it.

I grabbed the Pope; he turned and Pope Smacked me for it..

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Hood Pope

A respected veteran of the streets in which he "comes up", the Hood Pope seeks to preserve the unity of the residents of said hood and the sanctity of said hood. He achieves this by adhering to a strict moral and ethical code, which includes great attention to the physical and mental welfare of all those in the hood, with disregard to those persons' socioeconomic status or personal ties. The Hood Pope's devotion to said hood is unrivaled and he asks residents for loyalty not to himself, but to their hood. While not a deity or a head of state, the Hood Pope, along with King Smoke, The Rat Prince, and others, form the Council of the Streets.

Jonathan BM is a Young Trap & Officially Ordained Hood Pope.

The Hood Pope is here to oversee the treaty between the gangs.

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