Porcelain Echo

The sound you hear in a public bathroom when someone's busting ass on the shitter.

Commonly heard in Walmarts and Taco Bells.

I knew I was doomed when I could hear the unpleasant sound of the porcelain echo, through the door of the Taco Bell bathroom.

scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

porcelain black

porcelain black, known earlier as porcelain and the tramps, is an american singer/songwriter from Detroit. she's best known for her two songs "pretty little psycho" and "this is what rock n roll looks like".

porcelain black is hot tbh

porcelain pet

Another name for poo, doo doo, taking the browns to the Superbowl.

"Man I gotta squeeze out a porcelain pet right about now"

Porcelain price

The price you pay for eating or drinking something foul, causing uncontrollable diarrhea. A variation on the "iron price".

I ate some of that suspect kimchi and spent the rest of the afternoon paying the porcelain price.

Dropping bombs on porcelain town

1) To release a vicious poop into a toilet

Id steer clear of the bathroom, someone is dropping bombs on porcelain town.

Porcelain Berry

A porcelain berry is a type of weed

"Dude you just smoked the porcelain berry weed you're so fucked!"