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An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.
After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.
After a night out when your vomiting in the toilet and rest your head on the cool porcelain, giving you the feeling of utter bliss.
Deb went out last night and drunk way more then she should have. During the morning she experienced the porcelain bliss.
The sound you hear in a public bathroom when someone's busting ass on the shitter.
Commonly heard in Walmarts and Taco Bells.
I knew I was doomed when I could hear the unpleasant sound of the porcelain echo, through the door of the Taco Bell bathroom.
Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.
Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!
1) To release a vicious poop into a toilet
Id steer clear of the bathroom, someone is dropping bombs on porcelain town.
The price you pay for eating or drinking something foul, causing uncontrollable diarrhea. A variation on the "iron price".
I ate some of that suspect kimchi and spent the rest of the afternoon paying the porcelain price.
(N) - An Asian, typically a girl, that has unnaturally white skin, similar to that of porcelain. Causes tend to be excessive time indoors or use of beauty products to whiten their skin tones.
"Yeah, she's a porcelain Asian, if you couldn't see her eyes, she'd look white."