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Gnarley Pubes

A term used to describe someone's stinky, long, curly gross pubic hair.

Joe: Ohhh man dude I was gonna have sex with Linda last night but she had some gnarley pubes!

Broseph: Aww man that's the worst!

by Gnarles Pubison July 27, 2011


pube tickler

someone who enjoys tickling their girlfriend's pubes as foreplay. it seriously turns some bitches on.

jessica walked in when i was doing pube tickler with allison.

by Nommin on the Kitteh tonight June 19, 2011


pube mustache

When a nigga whom'st is prepubescent gathers a less the favour sum set of facial hait

'Eww Daniel has a pube mustache'

'Ikr its disgusting'

by Friendly nigga whipper 227 January 24, 2018


pube shaver

A man or women who shaves pubes.

That pube shaver shaved alot of pubes.

by xiar11 August 7, 2010


Nissan Pube

A hideous looking box-shaped car made by Nissan to compete with the scion xB.

Hey look guys its a Nissan Pube. What an ugly piece of shit.

by p-schaef May 10, 2010

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Sugar pubes

When dried cum gets stuck on a mans pubes and someone eats them

Bro, did you eat that guys sugar pubes?

by King Julian69 March 26, 2022

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Pube Weasel

A type of small mammal belonging to the genus Mustela. They are small, active predators. The Pube Weasel is a species specially adapted to living in thick pubic hair, generally on the female vagina or male genetalia. Other forms, though, have been found to reside in anal pubes, and sometimes even within the rectum itself (although this specific species has troubled scientists over whether or not it is an actual 'Pube' Weasel). Many sub-species of Pube Weasel are very vicious, and have been known to mutilate the male penis and pubical sac, and even the vagina. It is advisable to check your partner, if they have a thick bushy forest, in order to retain your manhood/woman-hood.

There is also the possibility of a slightly larger, but usually tamed, Pube Ferret. The Pube Ferret is also part of the genus Mustela. Another thing to note is that male Pube Ferrets are substantially larger that their female counterparts. Both can, if released, to severe damage to genitalia and bodies. Stay away.

Brian - "JESUS CHRIST, dude. What has happened to your dick?"
Gerome - "This hooker had a crazy Pube Weasel... it may have even been a Ferret. I am lucky to be alive."
Brian - "Crap man. I would go see a doctor about that."
Gerome - "Yeah."

by Earlobe Beaver July 11, 2011

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