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A set of jumper cables used after a Puerto Rican funeral.
A piece of garden hose and a gas can, used for the purpose of stealing gas.
After all of the batteries were stolen during Alejandro's funeral, the trusty Puerto Rican credit card was called upon to jump-start all of the cars.
Just two days short of payday, Johnny had to break out his Puerto Rican credit card to retrieve some much needed gasoline from the cars at local shopping mall.
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Taking a shart in a latina vaginia
Ruieza just let me make a puerto rican hot pocket last night! Dude, nice!
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A manner of rape/death in which the attacker sticks a ball point pen into each ear of a woman and uses them as handle bars while forcing oral sex.
Carlos' favorite thing to do during the PR parade in New York, is to rape a girl in the park and give her the Puerto Rican pen trick.
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While swimming in the ocean/pool you lower your bathing suit to show just your ass cheeks, sometimes even the dark hole. then you plunge above water then quickly dive to reveal just your ass towards anyone in the vicinity
Mike Willard puerto rican sea trouted tom while at the beach and the little children on the shore were disgusted.
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Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.
Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"
When you even mention the name all men around will instantly orgasm.
Oh did you here about that big booty puerto rican goddess----- OH MY GAWD
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To do something soon, but still done at one's leisure. Usually, the task is of mild importance, but not critical.
I need the money for the cable bill no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday.
Can you get me that report no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday?
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