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v. The act of punching a person, usually male, in the genital area. Also can be abbreviated to JP.
Stop being an ass or else I'll junk punch you.
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A rising upper cut move (performed Forward,Down,Forwarddown + Punch) of Ryu and Ken characters from the Street Figther video games meant to intercept aerial opponents. Also used a combo finisher when up close.
Nowadays all figthing games with intercept moves using (F,D,FD + P) is considered as a dragon punch.
Jackie tried to dropped kick me but I sent him to the canvass with a dragon punch.
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When a person at work clocks in ("punches in") their friend when their friend is late to work.
Did you you clock in for Stevie?
Oh yes.
Good old buddy punch!
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To get so hammered on booze as to be unable to function properly. Must involve copious amounts of puking, and possible unconsciousness. Lack of memory and resisting assistance are also likely symptoms. Inability to walk without assistance is another symptom. In short, to get extremely drunk.
Man, did you see John chugging that .40 last night?
Yeah dude, he got totally Goat Punched!
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The largest blow possible in any violent confrontation. Also known as the Peacemaker Punch, The Face Breaker, or The Old Haymaker.
This devastating maneuver is performed usually with the fist of the attacker being pulled back behind its respective shoulder. This results in physical pressure equivalent to a small thermonuclear device that is delivered to a (minority's) nose.
Can be used on doors, lockers, grandparents, terrorists, you, me, or anyone else that incites the rage of of the callous handed barbarian that uses this kind of blow.
guy 1: "Hey did you see that thing he did to (insert anyone here, really)? It was like a... a..."
guy 2: "Ya man its called a Ryan Punch."
guy 1: "He wouldnt do that to me, right...?"
guy 2: "That depends on how black you are. lolz"
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Ok.... Similar to donkey punch, but works a little differently:
(wôlrs, wl- pnch)
tr.v. walrus punched, walrus punch·ing, walrus punch·es
A sharp blow of the fist administered by a man to a woman's stomach immediately after getting his cock sucked off after she tastes his man juice, forcing the cum out the womans nostrils, giving her the appearance of adorning walrus tusks.
"Ok dude, I know she don't look that pretty in tha face, but she's real prissy n' preppy, and this freshmen is just a little too innocent and full'u herself... But she's all ova'ya, so play it smooth for the rest'a the evening, and when she's ready to do the wild thang with ya, suprise her halfway through, and give her what she *really* needs, a good hard walrus punch!"
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The most elite force in the known and unknown universe.
Used by only two people.
One perosn in the Universe and one in the Nintendoverse.
Universe user is Chuck Norris (debatable)
Nintendoverse user is Captain Falcon.
Usually preceded by "Come on!"
Usually succeded by "SHOW ME YA MOVES!"
1. The answer to every question.
2. The meaning of life.
3. The more intelligent alternative to 42.
4. The same reaction in the universe as dividing by zero.
5. The solution to pregnancy, usually teenage.
Also spelled Falcon Pawnch.
1a.
Q: Do i look fat in this?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
1b.
Q: Who was the first president of the United States Of America?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
2.
Q: God, what is the meaning of life? It'd been killing me....
A: Well, now that you're dead....FALCON PUNCH!
3.
Q: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
4.
Q: HOLY CRAP DID SOMEONE DIVIDE BY ZERO AGAIN?
A: No, but that's Captain Falcon over there....
CF: FALCON PUNCH!
5.
Girl - I'm....pregnant Mr Falcon.
Captain Falcon - Thats Captain Falcon! COME ON!!!!
Girl - NO!!!!
Captain Falcon - FALCON PUNCH!
*Baby dies, girl's uterus explodes*
Girl - Why (crying)......
Captain Falcon - SHOW ME YA MOVES!
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