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This is when you fail to perform a kum fumble.
Yo shawty, my load time was all whack so I ended up kum punting.
God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."
Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"
Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."
Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"
(pup-punt-ing)
Derived from puppy kicking.
When a writer makes their villain perform an unreasonable act that makes no logical sense with no characteristically justified reason, all for the purpose of showing just how evil they are.
Movie Critic 1: I thought the villain was well written, except for the first scene he was in when he just randomly killed his royal jester for dropping a ball while juggling.
Movie Critic 2: I agree, that was a prime example of pup-punting.
A sex act in which you punt a muffin into a girls orfices.
I heard you punt muffined Sarah last night!
Punt Game is Sport mostly played with 3 or 2 people and where the 1 snapper snaps the ball to the punter, the punter tries to kick the ball while the snapper turn around and turns into a rusher and tries to block the kick so rusher can score. if the snapper (rusher) does not block the kick the returner catches the kick and the punter chases the returner so he doesnt score
Hey bro do you wanna play punt game in the back yard
to kick the bucket; die
I’m hoping to see the world before I punt the pail.
A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.
Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.