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Open Your Purse is a phrase that took its relevancy around May 2020 during the Coronavirus pandemic and the rise of civil unrest in the U.S because it put celebrities and blue tick approved "influencers" in check. It emphasizes that their money only matters when it's being donated to actually help others because their sappy "wE nEEd mOre lOvE" and "eVerYonE sTay sAfE" posts were not helping infected, the arrested, protesters nor front line medical workers".
Gerard Way (who wrote the song "Teenagers" in a matter of minutes while on a subway) : I could start by saying I have needed time to think, to explain away the days (4) of silence. I could say there are no words, or that I don’t know how to begin —
Fan 1: Open your purse
Fan 2: Yeah, I lost my job due to this pandemic and your words ain't cutting it. Open your wallet.
Fan 3: OPEN YOUR PURSE
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(1) A purse containing everything but the kitchen sink!
(2) A purse that one must pull out the strangest items in order to get to what they're looking for.
(3) A purse that is tiny, but apprears to hold huge amount of items in it.
(4) A purse one must dump out the entire contents of to get one small item out.
I got stuck behind a woman with a Mary Poppins Purse at the supermarket. This crazy lady had to take out everything in her purse just to get to her wallet. She had playing cards, toothpaste, hand sanitizer, dental floss, 3 bottles of pills, and whole lot of other junk just dumped on the counter. It was a small purse, too. I can't believe it holds all that stuff!
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After a long night of hot wings, pizza and beer, take a crap in a purse (size is not important as long as it has two straps and is relatively unused)and use it as a muzzle on your mate when they least expect it. Often used to shut the yap of someone who talks too much during sex.
man, this girl was so annoying last night that I had to Bloomingdale brown purse her.
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What one gay man says to another gay man when preparing to fight someone.
Gay #1: Maggie said it looks like a bus ran over your face this morning.
Gay #2: That bitch! Hold my purse.
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When you do a girl in the butt, then tuck your balls into her snatch.
I want to surprise my girlfriend, I think when we are having butt sex, I'll give her the Ol' Poughkeepsie Purse Snatcher, she'll never know what hit her!
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To take the loose skin from one's nutsack, stretching it over the penis, and holding against the body above the penis.
she was pissing me off, so i showed her a tennessee coin purse to gross her out.
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A way to describe a female masturbating
The plumber just finished blow torching my sink, now I'm going to spend a few hours banging out a purse.
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