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Raccoon Whackers

A group of criminals, specifically thieves, who are a little crazy.

Did you here about those raccoon whackers at the corner store?

by yhihgtfyguhijoiuyfxcghui April 19, 2016


Terrorist Raccoon

A faggot who shows his enormous cock to femboys

Hi terrorist raccoon

by karma5 March 27, 2023


raccoon nap

When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.

I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.

by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017


raccoons asshole

someone super ugly

Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today
My bf: “nooo

by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 10, 2021


raccoon tail extensions

Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.

Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*

Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?

Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*

by Uhm Yesenia😃k April 29, 2021


raccoon butter

A form of peanut butter that has both a watery and gritty texture. Not sweet, not sour. Very earthy and delicious. Not for the faint of heart.

SC, stop eating that raccoon butter and get logging!

by Slick_stroker February 13, 2019


raccoon girl

girl that leaves scratch marks on his back after sex

Ya I walked in and he was with raccoon girl.

by urbandickname27 October 19, 2022