ragging smeagol

when you deep throat someone and they say "my precious" as you jizz on there face

she asked for a ragging smeagol last night

busy rag

A rug used during work hours to give the illusion of you working.

Stevo: shit the boss is coming this way
-gets out a busy rag
Boss: good work mate

Crackle Rag

The cloth, towel or sock used to wipe up semen and juices after masturbation or sex. Repeated use creates a wonderful crackling crust.

My mom found my crackle rag and asked a lot of uncomfortable questions.

My uncle slapped me with his crackle rag when he found me looking his porn collection.

This sock has been my crackle rag for years. I refuse to wash away the memories.

biff rag

A dirty, crusty old rag that you ejaculate into.

I gotta get down to Walmart to purchase some picture frames. For what you ask? To frame my biff rag of course.

sauce rag

What you wipe your spooge off with after masterbating.

My wife found my sauce rag last night behind the couch. She was pissed

nookie rag

Rag, towel, napkin, or other item used to wipe sexual secretions from cocks, twats, and bodies after sex.

Hey, baby, hand me the nookie rag. And don't forget to wipe that jism off your chin.

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rag-head

n. Racial slur for Middle-Eastern person which includes Arab, Irano-Afgan, and Asian Indian peoples. It referres to the turban (towel on the head) commonly worn throughout the Middle-East, among both Muslims and Hindus.

That brown guy's a rag-head.

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