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A joke used to trick/gaslight someone, usually among four friends, one who tells the nonsensical joke, two who were told to laugh at it, and one who is made fun of for not understanding the joke.
John was confused as his friends laughed, he didn't know the joke was a bowl of raisins.
When someone who already has very small nuts get cold
“Man it’s so cold out that I got Raisin Seeds”
When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger
Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!
Crap, it got on my finger!'
When you’re in the shower/hot tub for just too long!
Imma become a raisin, wont you take my place?
An old man that pretends to be rich to pick up younger men or women. He has fake jewelry, fake watches, fake suits, and he rents or borrows a fancy car.
A rhinestone raisin tried to pick me up at the bar last night.
The club is full of rhinestone raisins tonight.
My sister tried to be a gold digger, but she ended up marrying a rhinestone raisin.
An old man that pretends to be rich to pick up younger men or women. He wears fake jewelry, has fake watches, fake suits, and rents a fancy car.
A rhinestone raisin tried to pick me up at the bar last night.
The club is full of rhinestone raisins tonight.
My sister tried being a gold digger, but she ended up marrying a rhinestone raisin.
A woman who has a severe hate for a man with "Raisin sized testicles".
Did you hear about jannet crushing that pathetic mans raisins? I think i'll call her "raisin basher".