meanwhile, back at the ranch

Something you say when someone around you says something that has nothing to do with what your current conversation is about and you want to get back to the other topic.

A: I think it should be brown.
B: Maybe red.
A: Brown matches the rest of the room though.
C: I like bananas.
A: *odd look* ...meanwhile, back at the ranch

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Send her to the ranch

When one gets sent to Turnabout Ranch on Dr. Phil and Pewdiepie laughs and says send her to the ranch.

Pewdiepie: Send her to the ranch! You should send her to the ranch!

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llama ranch

whore house,chicken ranch,

i went 2 the auction at the llama ranch and bought a dam.

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Ram Ranched

When you get fucked wild and she turns around and starts to make cowboy noises like woeufhwaeofiewhfoihweovhaew;ofihawe;fiwheoifhwoeifhwoiefhwoihfoewifhweoifhweoiefh

Also a song my Ronald A Macdonald

Billy: Oh boy yee haw this girl was in the barnyard and I came so fast that the horses started neighing.
Jean: Did she give you the old Ram Ranched style?
Billy: Oh yee sir

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Ram Ranch Fan

He usually enjoys eating chocolate, while imagining that it's a dirty anus ready to be eaten on, while jerking off into the world of semen.. His search history is filled up with it! When he accidentally has the site popped up on his phone in public, he always has a surprised face.. Yet he's seen the giant penis before. He even has T-shirts in his room saying "18 Naked Cowboys in Ram Ranch" He has also always wanted a skinny twink with female thighs. Fans of Ram Ranch are usually named either Johnson or Nick. He'll also have plenty of sticky keyboards from last night looking at Fratboys.

Oh he's such a Ram Ranch Fan.

meanwhile, back at the ranch

A quote line to introduce a new topic of conversation, or to end a particualarly embarrassing line of talk.

Derived from the old horse operas where action at one point was interrupted to go to the ranch in question; This line being spoken by the narrator in order to assist the hard of thinking. ( A hold over from radio narration style )

A;"Anyway, how did your date with Sarah go?"
B:'OK, I guess . . . Did you know she was a hermaphrodite?"
(Silence)
A:"Meanwhile, back at the ranch . . . "

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Pizza Ranch Mode

When you get so beezy you go and throw on some Pizza Ranch clothes you then throw a cigar in your mouth and dance to Black and Yellow. Possibly puking black shit all over your bathroom afterwards.

Doo, lets get beezy. Holy shit where did u get those pizza ranch clothes!

Mane you was in pizza ranch mode

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