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-(n.) the act in which a female who is menstruating stands over the torso of her lover and sheds her blood, tissue, and unfertilized egg onto the neck of her partner, adorning him with a collar that resembles a necklace made of rubies.
Tanner was unaware that clots were released during menstruation until Jessica gave him a ruby necklace at the Rugby party.
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Enjoyed by the connoisseur of the golden shower, this delicacy is best enjoyed while on a raw food cleanse. After consuming a large amount of beet juice, a standard golden shower is performed, leaving the partner bathed in Ruby Sunshine.
(per wikipedia, Betacyanin in beetroot may cause red urine in some people who are unable to break it down.)
I bathed my wife in Ruby Sunshine.
The only thing better than a Golden Shower is Ruby Sunshine.
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Ruby barton, is the most amazingly beautiful, gorgeous, perfect, smart and funny girl in the universe. When she giggles its like an angel singing, and her killer smile melts my cold heart. She is loving, affectionate and her kissing and licking of your face will always crack a smile. I am lucky to have her as a girlfriend.
guy 1- hey is that Ruby barton?
guys 2, 3, 4--- daaaammmmnnnnn
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A condition where by a pink sock is administered to a victim afflicted with hemoroids.Giving the appearence of stewed prunes with size variance from raisens to plump grapes. some times refered to as hanging chads.
The moment was spoiled by the appearence of Tiffany's ghetto rubys, the pink sock lollipop was clearly out of the question.
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The act of a woman menstruating on her partner. The woman will typically cop a squat over her partners chest during a heavy period of her menstruation cycle. The woman proceeds to drip bloody mess all over her partner. The act is comparable to a pearl necklace, except the woman is enabled to achieve a money shot.
As with all sexual deviancies, there are different variations to the ruby chain.
Some men allow the droplets of vaginal filth to dry and harden on their chests. After the blood has solidified, a man will occasionally eat the remnants of the ruby chain. This act has been nicknamed “Vamping,” “Feedin’ on a Fetus“, or “The Candy Necklace”.
For men with foot fetishes a woman will not unload on her partners chest, she will instead stain his feet. This process is called “The Ruby Slippers“ .
WARNING: This act should not be engaged in by those who are squeamish at the sight of blood, vegetarians, or by people who possess any shred of morals whatsoever. As a guideline, this act should be experienced between partners who know each others limitations, and are aware if their female partner’s gooch smells like shit or not. For it is well known that once skin has come into contact with the smell of rotten period sauce, it is near fukin’ impossible to remove.
"Damn that bitch made me wear the ruby chain!!!"
"Oh boy, it feels so good when the ruby chain goes drip drip drip!!!"
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When a guy gets a blowjob && the person who gives it is wearing RED lipstick && it leaves a mark.
"That girl gave some ruby kisses, yo!"
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A native species usually found lurking in brighton or Melbourne's CBD.
There natural prey is, marlbaro reds, hungrey jacks, and goon.
They originated from the scenexcorious species of parrot.
that parrot ruby is so beautiful, too bad it looks scene.
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