Craft Rule

The Craft Rule states that if you play a video game with the word "craft" in it, then you are at least partially a nerd.

Man 1 - "Dude, you want to play Minecraft, Starcraft, or Warcraft? I have them all at my house."
Man 2 - "No, and you really need to respect the craft rule."

Urinal Rule

If a bro walks into a bathroom said bro must take the furthest urinal away from the bro already in there.If urinal 1 and 6 are taken, the bro must use urinal 3.If urinal 1,3 and 6 are taken a bro must wait or MAN UP and use a cubical.

A bro WILL NOT under any circumstances speak to a fellow bro in the urinal.A bro WILL NOT look at another bro using the urinal.

Danny(walks into bathroom):*I'm gonna take urinal 1 since noonses in here*

Brad(enters a few seconds later):*Damn.1 in taken, but 6 in open*(He proceed to the furthest urinal)

Non-bro(walks in): *Huh?Urinal 2 in open.I always use 2.*(goes to urinal 2) What up bro!(Non-bro just broke the no speaking rule)

Danny:*dies*

Brad:WTF dude.Why did you speak to him.

Non-bro:I was just greeting him

Brad:Fuck you.You're no bro you broke the urinal rule.Your new name is "That Guy"

Non-bro:*dies in shame*

Danny:*Comes back to life*Thanks for the revive bro.Wanna gets drinks?I'm buying

Brad:Cool bro.Anytime

(They initiate the bro five and dips)

Rule MLP

An internet law that states that if something exists a crossover or parody of it using content from the show My Little Pony Friendship is magic exists.

mediums that often contain material pertaining to Rule MLP are: Fan fictions, fan animations, internet memes.

Decade Rule

When you cannot reveal a secret because it is so sensitive, it will offend those around you. By citing the decade rule, in doing so you agree that ten years from that date you cite it, you will reveal the secret.

Me: Ross, where were you last night?
Ross: I'm citing the decade rule on this one
Me: Damn, I'll mark the date

rule of possession

If you own it, it sucks.

"Your dog is so cute!"
"Yeah. You don't live with it. Rule of possession."

Rule of Puberty

The rule saying that if you date an ugly/not so attractive girl before the rest of puberty hits, she will be hotter later on and you will still be dating her, resulting in your success and the envy of your friends. Has a 9/10 success rate. Can also be applied to dudes.

Doug: "Ew man why is Johnny dating Jill, she isn't even hot"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"

*1-2 years later*

Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"

Gandhi Rule

When 'Gandhi' has acquired a firebomb/molotov, whoever he calls 'Gandhi Rule' on, must stand still and let 'Gandhi' burn him to death.

Gandhi : Hey Ognjen you fuckwit, Gandhi Rule!!
Ognjen : OH FUCK ME ASSHOLE AND CALL ME A NIGGER