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The guy takes small empty bottle and releases a fat splooge into it. They then proceed to pour an amount of their choosing of diet Coca-Cola. After this, he will pull out the unlit dynamite during sex and as he pops a mento in to “light” the dynamite, he shoves it in the hole of his choosing as it creates a safe cumsplosion (coke kills the sperm) inside the partner.
Friend: Yo, why’d you quit in Fortnite early last night?
Friend 2: The wife was thirsty for some Russian Dynamite again.
When you first a woman elbow deep, then unclench the fist into normal hand position and move it around.
I just have a girl a Russian Starfish and she was gasping for air like she was drowning.
1. The one threat that works against Colonels.
Expecally Klink
2. Fuck That Place
I want this mans name and transfer him to the russian front
A situation in which there are seemingly no rules, and the final result is a devastating mess.
Mike: How was the meeting?
Matt: It was a Russian Junction mate.
A type of anal fisting where the fist is lubed up with diesel before entry into the anal passage .
I can't remember what happend last night my ass feels like someone gave me a "Russian handshake" .
Only the strongest of russian women that only 6 foot or taller men can date.
Man,that Russian babes is smoking hot.
The act of being russian and large
A sex move in shich the womans vagina is in the man face then he grabs her legs and start to spinner clockwise.
Hey lets do the Russian Helicopter.
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