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Many people have heard the phrase ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’, but most do not know of its origin due to, unfortunately, being uncultured swines. The phrase originated in 2013 after a short animated video started circulating around the internet. The video describes how a young 9 year old boy found comfort in the Shrek franchise, and due to his profound admiration of Shrek his father suspected that he was a homosexual. His father, who was what you would call a homophobic fuckwit, basically abused him for this, causing the young boy to once again find solace in the mighty Shrek. The unwavering faith showed by the boy causes Shrek to start a sexual relationship with him, where he would often enter his window at night, fuck his ass and proceed to fill him with onion scented ejaculate. This video sends a very strong message that Shrek will protect all of his children (people who possess a strong belief system correlating to the majestic green ogre) and will make sure they never come into harm’s way. He nourishes his believers, therefore showing irrefutable evidence that ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
All of the documentaries can be found on YouTube. If you have not viewed them yet or have friends/acquaintances/enemies who have not seen it, I highly suggest that you show it to them. It is completely family friendly so don’t be afraid to show it to your old, homophobic grandparents tucked away in their tiny little houses.
Remember: ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
Person 1: “Last night I got my anus destroyed by Shrek’s massive penis.”
Person 2: “I want to be fucked by that sexy green ogre too! How do I get him to do 69 with me?”
Person 1: “Each night, chant ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life,” and pray that he’ll stick his fat dick in your asshole. It will happen, my child. Just be patient.”
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(noun/adjective) -A large amount of fecal matter placed directly from a Dreamworks Associate's anus onto a projector, which then sprouts two green, Shrek-like, ears.
ex. (adj.) "This pot roast tastes like Shrek the Third!"
ex. (n.) "I have to take a massive Shrek the Third."
ex. (n.) "I REALLY F***ING HATED SHREK THE THIRD!"
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Green dildo the size of a redwood tree. Used by famous celebs such as Miley Cyrus and Tom Cruise.
That's going to hurt someone, that's a Shrek Dildo if I've ever seen one.
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The act of sitting in one area for a prolonged amount of time and producing sweat near the crotch region, therefore replicating a swamp
Jaiden: Damn I got Shrek Balls rn i gotta go for a bit.
Shrek SuperSlam is a fighting game in which many of the popular characters from the Shrek series duke it out in an immersive fanfiction . Recently the game has shown a rebirth in popularity due to the insightful Shrekniques popularised by youtuber UncleBobkins.
"In Shrek SuperSlam, Crumpet Dashing into a Murtag dropped apple is a reliable way to start the infinite."
Shrek's swamp is a damp, disgusting area founded and therefore owned by Shrek. He gets infuriated when others attempt to invade it. Shrek desperately wanted privacy, and to be alone. We still have yet to find out what happens next in Shrek 5...
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The best thing Dreamworks has produced ever.
Me: Have you seen Shrek The Musical?
Friend: No.
Me: Watch it.
Friend: OK.