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One of the most amazing girls you'll ever meet, often described as fantastic, beautiful and decidedly brilliant (: One of those girls you'll move the earth for, or simply not move away from because you love.
"Hey babe, why do you have to be such a Natalie Simon?"
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Quite Simply the Sexiest Man with the most Sensual Voice on this Planet.
Oh, Yeah, and also the lead vocalist of the 80's band, Duran Duran.
It is my dream to fuck Simon LeBon while listening to *Hungry Like The Wolf*, in *Rio* on *Planet Earth* as my *Reflex* makes his pants *Come Undone* while *Saving a Prayer* for the *Wild Boys* during a *New Moon on Monday*. *Nortorious*......
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That will be a no from me.
Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.
Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?
Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?
A YouTuber, part of the Sidemen group, has a few songs out(check them out), has a podcast - What's Good? with Randolph who is a friend of the Sidemen who regularly helps film videos. Simon is allegedly known to be KSI(JJ)'s boyfriend, Calfreezy's twin one may say. He is an elite Fortnite dancer, the rap or crap mastermind, TikToking skills master, dyes his hair often, most importantly GREAT AT FOOTBALL and is quite handsome to be fair. He was a posh kid who went to a private school. He calls his friend Zerkaa(Josh) old when in reality he is only 3 days younger.
Person 1 - "hey, have you watched the new Simon Minter video?"
Person 2 - "lol, what's up with you calling him like that, mate?"
What is simon cowell doing? hes not helping anyone. such a waste of space!