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The act of receiving oral pleasure after a rigorous workout.
"I just ran a mile and now I'm gonna get me some Salty Bob."
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When your woman reluctantly gives you permission for anal sex but you are so use to hearing her say "no" that when you are finally allowed access you are unprepared with the proper lubricant. In a pinch, you lube her ass with Crisco made from whale blubber. After you emptying your ball juice inside her ass and pull out, she farts spraying a misted version of your seed and the Crisco in the air similar to a whale blasting water out of its blow hole.
My wife was so angry that she allowed me not only to talk her into anal sex, but that I use d Crisco as a lube. Out of spite, when I finished and pulled out, she purposely farted and gave me The Salty Whale as revenge.
Used to describe someone who has been caused to be upset or angered
''Someone's eaten all the biscuits, I didn't get any, bloody reggins''
''Ooh, Salty Bateson''
1. Put all human excretions in a bowl, this includes semen, feces, ear wax, blood (menstrual or other), tears/sweat, female ejaculate, spit, vomit, and any other excretion of your choice.
2. When completed add salt and put on stove top to heat up
3. Using a turkey baster inject this liquid into your partners anus and while you eat him/her out you slurp the juice out and enjoy.
My asshole burns from last night with Dante, he gave me a salty soup.
Another name for a skilled surfer, used mainly on the Pacific Northwest coast. Someone who likes to surf a lot. An avid surfer.
"Hey man, you see that salty brain out there? He's shredding that 15 footer"
"Josh is a serious salty brain, he catches huge sets everyday"
"You gotta be one salty brain to try Mavericks"
'That's a sour look on her face"
"Guess the husband fed her a salty peter last night."
Giving a guy a blow job in the ocean
I totally gave Jeff a Salty MacDougal while we were at the beach the other day.