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These people are often known to be small and have rat like features, they also have a secret obsession with other boys and like to scamper round at night into peoples houses looking for left over food.
Matt: What the fuck is that in my mouse trap ?!?!
Ross: Oh, Don't worry, That's just a Sam.
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1. a word describing any abnormally skinny ginger.
2. a person who thinks he/she is the shit by making fun of cute little girls, and pretending to be emo, yet still expects to get laid.
3. a person who is so lazy, he/she hasn't gone shirt shopping since he/she was in preschool, he/she hangs around the same place all day, and he/she doesn't even completely write out their own name.
A. "Ashley Olsen's new nick name is Sam."
B. "Although the blue-eyed blondie's name was Helen, we called her Sam because she claimed to be emo by listening to screamo music, painting her nails black, and wearing her 7-year old little sister's jeans."
C. "If you're wondering why I'm wearing a tiny t-shirt with the name of a preschool on it, it's because my name is Sam, and I'm too lazy to go to the fucking mall and buy some new ones."
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Sam most common name ever usally you are named this because your paretnts dont give a shit about you and dont want to waste any effort in you. Sams are nerds with faggoty hair or styles most of them are lazy as hell making them fat as fuck. Sam nicknames super at masturbating, spam, softy, faggot, or Gay dumbass
Sam: approaching a girl
Girl: reject before he says hi
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The biggest newb, n00b, or noob ever. This will never change NO MATTER WHAT. Everything he does is either on the spot, or later on, pwned the shit out of.
Man #1:Did you see that noob? I pwned the shit out of him
Filipino Man with large cock #2 Yeah thats Sam
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A nice guy with a good sense of humour and porn categories sometimes he can be a fat twat and a ginger fire head asshole. His ginger pubes are very small a bit like his shrivelled dick.
Sam told me to watch tranny porn and I am now proudly part of the LGBTQ community 🏳️ 🌈 🏳️ 🌈 🏳️ 🌈 🏳️ 🌈 lol
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Sam is funny, intelligent, and humorous. He's a good friend and knows how to make people laugh even during bad times. He's an amazing soccer player.
Did you see Sam at that last game
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Sam is a name given to the most beautiful girl in the world, one who is very shy tho, but no matter how far from you she is youknow she will think of you, and you just cant help but to think of her all the time.
"Man, I cant wait for Sam to send me a message."
"I love you, Sam, you shy butterfly!"
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