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A distant relative to Dirty Sanchez. A porky sanchez occurs when having sexual intercourse from behind (preferably doggy style) - and the male pulls out and unexpectantly jams his cock into his partners cornhole causing the partner to squeal like a pig!! At this time the male pulls out, rolls the squealing partner over, and wipes his poop dick off under his partners nose!!
I think my dad gave my mom a porky sanchez tonight!! I heard her squealing like a pig and then a lot of cussing - then when she came in to kiss me good night - her upper lip smelled like ass!!
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Employee and correspondant of CNN Headline News.
"That Rick Sanchez sure knows how to pretend like he cares."
Known for phrases such as, "...that son of a gun..." and "I hope somebody catches that son of a gun."
In these instances, Rick is referring to news story about two elderly woman who were mugged.
One of the elderly women said something in regards to, "I'm a hundred and one years old, you think I'm gonna run after a quote unquote "Mugga".
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When two gays go at it, and the one gay squats and scats on the other's face. Having done this the scat victim must consume at least 3/4 of the shit to be a proud reciever.
Tim can't wait to get a Dirty Sanchez from Steve tonight.
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Totally chill dude. Very easy to get along with. Has semiannual emotional times, where he may express many feelings. Likes to make people laugh. Highly intelligent, but humbles himself often. An expert fisherman. An upcoming lighting specialist. Likes dark colors, pant, and hoodies, but is not emo. When in a relationship, doesnt go fo the girls pants: goes for the girls heart.
Man, I wish that guy was more like AJ Sanchez.
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Much like the dirty sanchez but a reversal. While giving head the woman sticks her finger in her bloody vagina and then smears it on the guys upper lip.
The were such a cute couple with their matching sanchezes... her with the dirty sanchez, him with the rusty sanchez.
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When a very nerdy guy gives chicks a dirty sanchez.
When "Screech" from saved by the bell has his own porn video and gives 2 chicks a "nerdy sanchez."
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A dental sanchez is when you stick your finger in your own ass, then wipe it on your someones teeth, causing there lips to rise up. Which makes it look likes there are smiling.
I just gave that dude a dental sanchez.
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