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The most common case is when you wake up and have a massive boner that cannot be silenced. Other and more crucial times the boniferus luciferus can occur is when you're in P.E. class sitting during roll call and you be eyeing some girl. Suddenly the teacher will ask you to get up to play and you got a fat wood to show to the whole class. Signs of the satan boner are a 666 on your nuts.
I was checking out jessica when I got hit with the satan boner that poked her in the head it was so devlish.
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... a replicate of the devil himself. A very evil, bitter, unrealing person... This phrase has been Coined.. yes OFFICALLY coined by Sheila R.
... he was a spawn of satan ...
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When you bite into a pizza roll and the scorching hot sauce burns your tongue. That sauce is satan's cum.
Careful, those pizza rolls are full of satans cum.
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It's basically when you step on water while wearing socks and that feeling of despair enhances all over your body as the water spreads through your sock.
Me : CRAP!
Guy: What's wrong?
Me: I just got a bad case of Satan's sock
Guy: Quick! Burn it before it possesses you!
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The Hottest, Sweatiest and most uncomfortable Heat ever experienced by a human being!
Holy Shit, It's hotter then Satans Asshole in here!!
Hey Don, it's as hot as Satans Asshole outside today!! maybe we should go to the pool.
That Jalapeno was so hot that my mouth feels like Satans Asshole!!
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A girl's period, referred to by staunch religious folk who think sex is the devil.
No, don't hit that, Billy. I heard her Satan's Margarita is churning up something fierce this weekend.
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Though it helps to be high sometimes even sober people can come across Satan pirating the broadcast spectrum (he is the prince of air after all) and flooding poor unsuspecting mortals with dastardly sounds and images resulting in a memorable mind fuck.
Dude, one time I was totally fried out of my gourd, and after walking through a hellbroth of sonar beeping bats, my pals and I finally reached an indoor place of rest. How wrong we were. As soon as we turned on the old television, the Satan Transmission began. The screen went all green and striped, but what we could make out scared the shit out of us. It was some mockery of a religious program, but it had the triple 6 down at the bottom of the screen, and the preacher man had extra eyes in his forehead. Freaked me the fuck out.
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