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synonym for medium/average. Its a mix between short and long.Can mean both close and far.
Ugh the Cinestar is too schlong away.
I waited so schlong for this moment!
His cock was quite schlong !
You hardly ever see a schlong that is bigger than a head, unless it's made of rubber. That must have happened for a reason.
If you've watched a porno before, you notice you dont see a schlong larger than a head. Most guys are not 10 foot tall avatars, avatars might have schlongs larger than a human head.
The definitive slang for a guy’s (or a hermaphrodite’s) cock. A much better sounding word than penis.
That son-of -a-bitch’s schlong must be 10 inches long. He got it stuck in his zipper and had to take it to the emergency room to have it extricated.
a shit-long penis
"Wanna suck on my schlong, homie?"
"hell yeah"
It refers to your dick. Particularly a dick that's large in size and is therefore sloppy when soft. Big+sloppy+dong= schlong
Guy1:"dude I can't wear those types of swimming shorts"
Guy2:"Why?"
Guy1:"coz my schlong is gonna be exposed coz it's so big"
a way for describing a massive peen. or a way of saying someone has a peen.
did you see that last night?! dylan has a massive schlong