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A big ass juicy horse dong that’s unnecessary for any human being. Very unnaturally large. One could say it’s very slangin’
Nothing compares to my massive schlong
The act of hitting a golf ball particularly far and straight
I schlonged that ball down the fairway.
1) Penis
2) Above average sized penis.
Guy: Damn girl you lookin fine why don’t you get down and suck this monster schlong!
Girl: Ok daddy
An absolute beast in the bed, the longest of male genitalia, the subway sandwich that you always get. The schlong is a massive cock that all the ladies want, they will die for a one-nighter with this 7-footer. They get horny just thinking about this long, sometimes black, schlong. If you want to experience a schlong for yourself, you want to aim for the darker human males, they are born with the BBC, sometimes measuring in the double digits. As a wise man once told me: "Blacker is bigger.", and he sure was right. The gods of the schlong usually have a lower intellect, and most of the time have the following names: Chad, Dequavious, Tyrone, and Jacob.
Joseph: Holy shit Tyrone, you got a monster in there!
Tyrone: Yeah, I do nigga. Eat this schlong right now.
synonym for medium/average. Its a mix between short and long.Can mean both close and far.
Ugh the Cinestar is too schlong away.
I waited so schlong for this moment!
His cock was quite schlong !