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The only available seat in a public place, where one must sit next to a stranger.
I went to the movies with my family and I sat in the corn seat.
use of toilet bowl for #2 in the morning
I am craving some super-spicy-makes-you-scream-on-the-MORNING-SEAT kinda food.
I feel like a King when I'm on my MORNING SEAT.
seat 21: child masterbated seamen most likey referenced when talking about a school bus
oh my god you did not just seat 21 on the school bus why didn’t you wait till you got home to watch hentai
the rotation of seats at a party. tatics and sneaky moves are essential part of the game plan go get yourself a seat.
A common occurance when the number of people is greater than the nuimber of seats at the party
he had been putting alot of thought into how to get a seat, thus he enters the seat politics.
When he stood up to use the toliet he forfited his seat in the quick game of seat politics
Refers to a static-electricity-prone outhouse-throne, whereby if you move around too much on the seat in an effort to squeeze out all the poop, the friction of your clothing rubbing on the wood/plastic/porcelain may cause a spark that detonates the accumulated methane in the pit underneath you and explosively goes off like a cannon, forcibly ejecting you out through the roof of the outhouse, That's why some outhouses are built so tall, to give you somewhat of a "buffer zone" overhead so that hopefully the force of the blast will be sufficiently dissipated before it propels you very high.
City slicker, looking disgustedly at the super-primitive outhouse at his country-cousin's out-in-the-sticks property: Hey, what's with the mattress duct-taped to the ceiling and the clamshell-hinged roof -panels???
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.
When a man sits down to drop a coal dumpling and his penis lays on the toilet seat
I caught pimp drip cause I went meat to seat at the mall bathroom.
Seat at a poker table from which statistically unlikely bets/calls succeed at an unlikely rate. See also: Jammy Get, Spawny Bastard.
Suggestive or indicative of unnatural luck: a wan seat.
Player1: "You just called my trip aces with an inside straight draw with one card to come and completed your straight on the river to knock me out and win £1000."
Player2: "Why of course. I am sat in the Wan Seat. What else did you expect to happen?"