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Masturbate on a Zoom video day.
On September 5th, you have to masturbate on a Zoom video.
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September 1st is national Shut up Thomas day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Thomas tells said person to shut up.
"Hey Shut up Thomas!"
"What the fuck, man?"
"No hate, it's just Natinal Shut up Thomas day. Because its september 1st."
"Oh than thats cool."
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The last day of serenity in this fucked up country.
The '90s ended with 9/11/01. Oh how I wish I could live September 10th forever.
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The day everyone gets a lap dance
John: Today is September 3.
Luke: Bet sit down ;)
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Birthday of the he cutest guy in the entire world. Super sweet and loving annoying but loves you.
Do you remember the 21st night of September (September 21)
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September 20, a humanitarian disaster. It is also a historic moment where in more than 5,000 people have been either arrested or killed because of them entering Area 51. Too bad they didn’t see Alien titties.
CNN: “Breaking news. Today is September 20 and more than 1000 people have killed after entering Area 51. This day will always be remembered as “The Great American Invasion.”
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