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The act of going into someones house, apartment, or hotel room while they are not there and performing the following tasks.
A. Leaving a massive pile of shit in the toilet and letting its aroma engulf the entire area.
B. After task A is complete proceed to wipe your ass and balls(if you have them) on everything you believe the occupant might touch especially the pillows.
C. Yanking out some pubes and sprinkling them over the bed; especially the sheets.
*Bonus points*
If you have crabs and proceed to infest the entire bed and/or toilet. Double your score if it turns out later the person subsequently received crabs from your actions.
The guy in room 402 was an asshole when asking for an extra towel, so I proceeded to give him some Russian room service the next day when he left for his meeting.
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That bastard left me alone in his house the next morning after the one night stand so I left him some russian room service to remember me by.
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1. obsolete.
2. Automated message recording.
There is no such thing as a customer service representative anymore.
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provide sex to an uninteresting partner
"Yeah I may have to service her account just to get her to leave."
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Basically a blue collar worker who makes white collar money, is smarter than 99% of people he works with, and they will openly admit this to him.
You basically have to be fucking exceptional in: electrical, mechanical, hydraulics, pneumatics, water systems/plumbing, PLC troubleshooting, and diplomacy.
Also, you get to sleep in nice hotels, drive brand new rental cars, and fly first class, all for completely free, and you are treated like a hero wherever you go, because you fix important shit. The ultimate bachelor life.
Operator says "Yo, the machine was fucked up for months, but we called the Field Service Engineer and he got it running like brand new in a day. Damn that was one smart mothafucka."
Manager says "I need to offer that guy a job, he can replace my whole maintenance department!"
Field Service Engineer says "Fuck that, I make too much money to give up nice hotels and fancy rental cars and first class air travel every couple of days. Let alone I can find a new tinder date every week!!!"
It is a service in which the laptop is given for rent.
Indiarentalz provides a laptop rental service.
There are many of them which provide laptop rental service
The Internal Revenue Service, also known as the IRS, is the revenue service for the U.S. federal government, which is responsible for collecting stupid taxes and dumbly administering the IRC (Internal Revenue Code).
IRS: This is the Internal Revenue Service.
Victim: *breaths*
IRS: IT'S TIME TO PAY YOUR TAXES...
If you say this entire phrase out loud, either you are a nobody, because nobody ever says the entire phrase, or you are explaining DDoS to a n00b.
See DDoS and Make Love Not Spam for examples.
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