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shlong

A long FAT sexy dick that people go cray cray over, very fat and long.

Evie: "WOAH did you his FAT SHLONG?"

Ella: "Yeah! I did omg!"

by fatdogshit November 30, 2020


Shlong Sauce

A descriptive slang pun intended as for dark humor or inappropriate comedy, describing the male penis body part.

Ay girl you tryna get this Shlong Sauce on that thicc ass of yours.

Yo last night Stacy dropped by and I busted Shlong Sauce all in her.

by Kennedy.G March 8, 2019


shlong noggin

Another word for Dickhead

'Oh, don't be such a shlong noggin!'

by Bigmac2121 December 1, 2021


Mega Shlong

A Mega Shlog is a Amogos monster who like old dinos but then my dog found out tommorrow that it is very goofy ahh to slap nuts with a cat who ate next week and pissed his bed on the table.

My Mega Shlong is an old lady

by ..............l.l.ll.l April 25, 2022


Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020


Shlong Rip

The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.

Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”

by SlongDongRon February 17, 2023


Shling Shlong

Someone who bullies someone else and injures them

Finally took care of those shling shlongs they were hurting me

by Brett the shling shlong killer October 4, 2018