Side Hams

When a girl with lower back fat wears tight pants and a tight shirt and the view from behind looks like she's smuggling two hams on her sides above her ass.

"That girl would be really hot if she did'nt have those big ass side hams"

Homi - side

It's committing homicide but with you're Homies and also your gay.

Guy 1: "Hey guys wanna commit Homi - side?"
Guy 2, 3, and 4: "Yeah sure my guy!"

The Side-putter

When a female lays on her side while spreading her legs in the widest v-shape possiable. The male then takes his balls and swings them into the open vagina. Therefore making it a side-putter

I thought this chick was down to fuck, i went to through her the side-putter and she blocked me. This bitch aint no hoe.

side hog

Someone who takes more than their allocated amount of any side dish from a KFC or similar resaurant.

"You're such a side hog!"

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side swiped

when someone hits the side of your car and you didn't see it coming

Robby got side swiped by a lady running a red light.

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Side dick

The other guy .... a guy a girl keeps on the side for “fun”

I will never ever ever be your side dick

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one sided

When a boy/girl are talking and only one of them is interested or likes the other .

She doesn't like me I'm one sided

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